1) Like an Alabama football game, it's got elephant mascots, mindless cheering, hand-written signs, and lots of sweaty white people. Unlike an Alabama football game, it's got, like, three black people, square state accents, and only a few baseball caps.
2) Governor Palin reminds me of Kirstie "Amer-I-Can!" Alley's character in "Drop Dead Gorgeous."
3) Rudy Giuliani has the cutest little lisp.
4) I wonder if Vegas is working on an over-under for November?
5) This just in!!! Apparently, victory in Iraq is finally in sight. Phew--I was getting worried.
Showing posts with label Masochism tango is also a very good song. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Masochism tango is also a very good song. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
It's all the Rage
Or it's all the Ego.
Or it's both. Wait.
Um.
You decide.
Exhibit A: Policy debate coach moons other policy debate coach in heated argument over race or rules or winning or building bridges or something. Coach is fired, and debate program is suspended until further notice.
Exhibit B: Olympian kicks judge in the head after being disqualified. Olympian and coach are banned from WTF (World Taekwondo Federation) for life. Interesting sidenote: Olympian's name is Angel.
Exhibit C: Female professors are the new Mom. Interesting sidenote: This exhibit doesn't so much depict rage as it induces rage. Thanks to my boy, Y, for keeping me righteous and angry.
Exhibit D: Some company sells stuff for rafting.
Exhibit E: Dr. Demento song about people who talk at the theater.
Exhibit F: Rage-y poets wearing Awesome T-shirts.
Exhibit G: People watch Spike TV.
Or it's both. Wait.
Um.
You decide.
Exhibit A: Policy debate coach moons other policy debate coach in heated argument over race or rules or winning or building bridges or something. Coach is fired, and debate program is suspended until further notice.
Exhibit B: Olympian kicks judge in the head after being disqualified. Olympian and coach are banned from WTF (World Taekwondo Federation) for life. Interesting sidenote: Olympian's name is Angel.
Exhibit C: Female professors are the new Mom. Interesting sidenote: This exhibit doesn't so much depict rage as it induces rage. Thanks to my boy, Y, for keeping me righteous and angry.
Exhibit D: Some company sells stuff for rafting.
Exhibit E: Dr. Demento song about people who talk at the theater.
Exhibit F: Rage-y poets wearing Awesome T-shirts.
Exhibit G: People watch Spike TV.
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