Today

is the day is the day is the day that my dear Dr. E! is coming to see me. I have several things to do before her arrival. One of them is dance for joy...

balls

Oh My God. I just tuned into the Oscars to see what's going on. And some thousand year old guy is talking. He did something cool with "North by Northwest" once.

I love old people, don't get me wrong. But I have bad timing. That's all I'm sayin.

Addendum: Speaking of old people, Steve Guttenberg (sp?) is totally going to be on the new season of "Dancing with the Stars." I miss Don Amici.