Is cracked.com. (Thanks to M for the rec!)
Reasons to read this website:
1) They love lists.
2) They love words.
3) They love making fun of people who are famous or pompous or annoying (or all three).
And here's the real kicker:
4) Dude, they love zombies.
Here are some delicious examples (for your reading pleasure):
5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen (I'm telling you, investing in a crossbow might not be the worst idea you ever had. Although, as Max Brooks says, blades don't need reloading.)
The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians (Ha! Bruce Jenner!)
10 Words and Phrases You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented (Please notice the translation of "Hot-Blooded" and try not to cry laughing).
The Gruesome Origins of 5 Popular Fairy Tales (Fairy tales are creepy. Like politics.)
There's also a really hilarious article about what Valentine's Day cards would say if they were honest. But I don't have a link to that one, so you can just search. You're welcome.