1) I am home in Dixie for Christmas, and it is good. There is snow in New York, but here, there is only 70 degrees and HD TVs.
2) My new favorite holiday phrase is Christmas zombie.
3) I have dear friends who send me poetical facebook notes. Thanks, J. You are truly a blessing.
4) Got my hair cut and colored yesterday, and now I look like a frakkin rock star. That's right. Be impressed.
5) I have chill friends who send me old (AWESOME) pictures of President-Elect Obama, and that makes me happy, too.
You know what he's thinking, right?
70 degrees and HD TVs, bitches.